It's been a long time since I shared a Dustin-ism with you guys but that's for good reason-I usually try to avoid him.
Anyway, he is in the hospital having an emergency appendectomy. Prior to going to the hospital my mom was questioning him to ascertain the likelihood of him needing his appendix removed. My mom fancies herself a medical expert, I guess. All the males in my family have had theirs removed though as we all know, Baby Brother's was not actually appendicitis so I guess she thinks it is hereditary. Moving on.
Mom: Dustin, have either of your parent's had their appendix removed?
Dustin: Well, my mom had a hysterectomy so I guess so.
Mom: I'm 100% sure you won't be having a hysterectomy.