Miscellaneous

I was farting around on the internet while using my lap desk. I called my baby brother into the room to see the snow piling up against the window. Dustin followed him in. Upon seeing my lap desk, he asks, "Is that your web cam?" Confused I asked, 'Is what my web cam?' My brother must speak Idiot because he burst out laughing and said, "That's a little reading lamp!" It honestly took me a minute to register what was going on. Good grief.

This is my lap desk, for reference.

My brother then remarked, "Your hair looks really pretty." Suspicious of such a compliment I inquired what was wrong with my hair. Mind you, I fully admit to not having showered. We are iced in and can't leave the house so incentive to change out of PJ's is low. Anyway, my brother then tells me he thought I was doing my best Edward Scissorhands impression. Lovely. 

I had something else mildly amusing but the pregnancy brain has caused a short-fire in the circuitry around here.

A Case of Epic Confusion

It's been a long time since I shared a Dustin-ism with you guys but that's for good reason-I usually try to avoid him.

Anyway, he is in the hospital having an emergency appendectomy. Prior to going to the hospital my mom was questioning him to ascertain the likelihood of him needing his appendix removed. My mom fancies herself a medical expert, I guess. All the males in my family have had theirs removed though as we all know, Baby Brother's was not actually appendicitis so I guess she thinks it is hereditary. Moving on.

Mom: Dustin, have either of your parent's had their appendix removed?

Dustin: Well, my mom had a hysterectomy so I guess so.

Mom: I'm 100% sure you won't be having a hysterectomy.

Uh...

I got Mr. Case a remote controlled helicopter for Christmas. Dustin also got one but we didn't have batteries till this afternoon. Mr. Case called me into the game room to watch him fly his copter. He proceeds to crash it.

Me: Aw, you're gonna break it if you're not careful landing it!

Dustin: Psh! Do you know how many times I crashed mine?

Me: Uh, you broke yours!

Dustin: Oh, well, it still flies. Mostly.